The Monkey Business

Well then..

2011-11-07T22:30:00.000-08:00

Thank you for teaching me English

Richie Rich

2011-06-27T09:06:00.000-07:00

Well everyone want to be rich.
Okay not everyone but almost everyone.

Well do you know that Carlos Slim Helu?

courtesy of forbes

He is the richest person in the world. (at this moment)
Carlos also studied civil engineering at the National Autonomous University of Mexico.

4 out of Top 10 richest person in the world have formal engineering degrees.

courtesy of vellorecity

No.7 - Bernard Arnault went to Ecole Polytechnique, an elite French business and engineering college.

courtesy of kaganga

courtesy of kaganga
No. 8 - Eike Batista has a bachelor’s degree in metallurgic engineering.

courtesy of reliance industries

No.4 - Mukesh Ambani is a chemical engineer.

Another two

courtesy of tgdaily

At No. 2, Bill Gates

courtesy of campus ncc edu

and Mr. Ellison at No 6, have computer engineering backgrounds, though both dropped out of college.

So, study hard.....
hahaha

-info by csmonitor

My mother

2011-06-27T08:40:00.000-07:00

It have been a while since the last time I've blogged about my mother.

courtesy of kethry

Last 3 days, I've spent almost 24/7 with my mother and I don't know why, yesterday, when I looked at her face, I felt how lonely she is.
And then out of nowhere, there is a feeling deep down inside me, afraid if she left me like my late father did (left me before I can repay his deed and his love to me)

She is too good to me, there is no mother like her. Share what is good, hide her problems from her childrens, know hat her childrens need.

Hmmm....
I know that I'm not a good servant to God, and I hope God forgive me for what I have sinned. Amin.
I'm so afraid what I've pray after every prayer will not be granted by God.

Hmm...
Sorry my atheist reader, your blogger is a God believer and I hope you do.

Hmm...

2011-06-27T08:26:00.000-07:00

It have been ages since the last time I've blogged here.

And my english is getting weaker weaker and weaker.

How am I going to compete with other graduates later?

Maybe I must start blogging again..

So see you all soon

The facts which are wrong facts.

2011-03-22T08:12:00.000-07:00

I was watching Justin Bieber's video when I came across a link to this video.

Prager University made a video on Dennis Prager, an author about his view on middle east conflicts.

Well, they did a great video but there were many biased facts.
Hmm...

There is stated in Judaism that Jews are not supposed to have a their own country.
Yes, its true, their religion said that.
But only the Orthodox Jews that still follow their Judaism not Zionist.

(Jews is separated in two: Orthodox and Zionist)
The Zionist is who Muslims hate.

When the Zionists made Israel, it is the moment where Palestinian suffers.
Where do you think they got the land to built Israel?
Of course they take it from the Palestine country.

When he claiming that Israel is just as big as El Salvador and New Jersey and it is abolutely irrational, did he calculated how much is the area of Palestinecountry left?

I can apply these situation in my life if Dennis Prager wouldn't mind.
I'll go to Dennis Prager house compounds and build my house there.
I'll put a high brick wall between my house and his.
Then I'll eventually cut of his communication, stop any FedEx parcels to his house.
What will you feel about it, Dennis Prager?
Hmm....

The fact where you said that Allah wants Jews to be killed is a big wrong fact.
He praised Jews and stated in His Quran that Jews are the most intelligent peoples in earth.
Muslims are known for their defense. They won't simply attacked another country if there wasn't a reason behind it.

Dennis Prager, if I was wrong on my statement, please do enlighten me.

Do you want to play balls there? Then you might have more ball than me.

2011-03-10T00:50:00.000-08:00

Hahahaha...
Actually I want to share some trivia with all of you.
Recently, my friends and I visited a cable factory in Bangi named Tenaga Cable Industries Sdn. Bhd.

During the visit, one of my friend asked a question.
At first to me it sounds like stupid question, but after an engineer answered it, it was not.

He asked

"Sir, what is the function of putting red balls on cable between substation towers?"

p/s: for example picture below.

-photos by Zainab

He said;

"They act as a warning sign to small aeroplanes so that they can avoid the cables and the towers. Same goes to painting a tower red and putting blinking lights on the highest substation tower."

See, stupid question is the new question to good question.

Bad example of showing good example.

2011-03-08T01:13:00.000-08:00

Just now I've watched 4 episode of Tyra Banks show.
Tyra invited a pornstar, Sasha Grey to her show.

Okay,here comes the interesting part.
The main objective of that show was to show that pornography, prostitution and anything related to that are bad.
But, Tyra didn't handled the show professionally.

In the show, she also invited along a woman who was a prostitute and a pornstar, and a girl,Victoria who was just got into prostitution business.

So, what I can see is that, Tyra wants to help Victoria, but she 'bashed' Sasha Grey right on the show. She made people to think that Sasha Grey is a bad person, but in fact her job is the 'bad person'.

In the final episode;

You can see Tyra, a Doctor and the ex-prostitute 'bashed' Sasha Grey so that Victoria can 'see' clearly what she have done.

What I mean 'bashed' is, they had a dialogue and they put their anger in it.
I'm sure that Sasha Grey was very angry at them. There wasn't any input she got from that show.
Why can't they say politely? Why didn't they hit 2 birds with 1 stone?

Mirror mirror on the wall, which is the best of them all?

2011-03-07T16:44:00.000-08:00

Lately, I'm thinking about having an Apple Ipad in my life.
No, I'll use it to replace my text book and diary, not just for fun.
Okay, maybe a little bit of fun doesn't harm
hahaha

So, I surveyed the price for the cheapest Apple Ipad on the planet at Mudah.my and it disappointed me.
The cheapest I can get is about RM1,500.00

Yesterday, as I was having a conversation with my brother, he said that Hewlett Packard will launch their tablet PC, HP TouchPad.

So, I googled around to compare which is the best, Ipad or TouchPad.
Accidently I opened a website where they compare them both along with Blackberry Playbook and Motorola Xoom.

p/s: I didn't know that Blackberry and Motorola were also launching their tablet PC until then.

So here is the link.Where Apple Ipad lost big time.

But I'm think, this review won't affect Ipad sale because people are chasing for the 'brand' not because of their functionality.
Same goes to people went for a Ducati where Yamaha won MotoGP 5 times in a row.

But, I certainly waiting for the HP TouchPad

And I hope it worth the wait, plus I have extra money that time.
Hahaha

I'm back !!

2011-03-07T16:26:00.000-08:00

...for millionth time, hahaha

Actually, I can't stop blogging.
Because why?
Because this is the only place where I can brush up my English, plus, my hot-smoking-english teacher a.k.a my girlfriend can check my grammatical error of my english here.
Hahaha

p/s: I'm feeling that I've made some grammatical error in this post.
Haish

My thought about UNITEN's electric meter issue.

2011-03-07T00:56:00.000-08:00

Hmm...
recently there was a debate between UNITEN's management and UNITEN's students.
p/s: I'm a student at Universiti Tenaga Nasional (UNITEN)
The main agenda on that event is about UNITEN's electric meter, which they installed at each hostel.

It acts like a handphone which you must top up each time you reached you limit of usage and UNITEN charge them for 0.04sen per kW which is as same as industrial rate.

Yes they can get mad about it, but I'm 100% disagree how UNITEN's students acted on this matter.

Some, even post bad things about UNITEN on their blogs. Even in Lowyat.net under UNITEN thread, they wrote,

"I advice you not to enter UNITEN".

"After reading the conversation above, you still wanna join? haha
Give Uniten a call, their online system sucks"

Hmm...
Lets be honest, what are you all expecting from coming out from a university?
Is it free of debt? or a scroll of degree? or a hot smoking girlfriend? ahaha
It is job that you want.

Gosh, sit back and think about UNITEN achievements.
ISO 9001:02, Prime Minister's Awards, etc etc.
What? you think that the awards come rolling down to their lap?
Of course they worked their arse off to achieve that.
Furthermore, who do you think it will benefits to? Of course to us and UNITEN's students.

You want cheaper fees?
Then why were you applied for UNITEN which you were obviously knew that it is a private university?

Hmm....
Don't say bad things about UNITEN to the outsider.
Let it circulates in the UNITEN.
If outsiders knew that we had trouble on handling issues, they will think;
- Students Representative Council don't do their work
-UNITEN students doesn't know to stand for their rights.

Lets think about it...

Check check check it out

2011-02-22T08:06:00.000-08:00

Well it have been ages since my last post right?
Sorry so much guy.
Hello? anyone there?
hahaha

7 months ago, I've got more less 300 visits per month. Recently I've only got more less 100 visits only.
hahaha

By the way, I have a long song for you.
Made by a Malaysian, yeah dude finally a Malaysian.
Hahahaha

He said that this song reflects his life. I mean his 'true love story'.
Awwwww.....
Nahhh, hahaha

Do check it out, cool song and nice voice.
It do sounds like South Jordan - Fatal Flaw a little bit

http://

2011-02-10T16:49:00.000-08:00

I don't know if you have already knew about this.
Actually you don't have to type 'http://' in the URL bar each time you want to type the URL link.

Why I said so?
Because there are some people always highlighted the importance of 'http://' in writing a URL link.
Haish...

-pic from Film London

Sleeping beauty?

2011-01-30T19:32:00.000-08:00

I absolutely doesn't agree the way prince charming woke up Snow white from her deep sleep.
He should bring an M16 and shoot it in the air
Like this..

Hahahaha

Cool hotel room.

2011-01-28T19:01:00.000-08:00

This is one awesome hotel room.
Das Park Hotel at German.
They have very simple and cool rooms, just like me

hahaha

It would be nice to have a simple and small budget vacation.

Actually I have a traveller-gene which I inherited from my late father,

hahaha, may be not.

When he travels, his luggage are only a suitcase, and a small handbag for personal care things.
Hmm... kinda miss him

Al-fatihah

-pics by Recyclart

Look at your blog, now back to mine

2011-01-26T03:18:00.000-08:00

Hahaha, this is such a badass commercial.
I've been rewinding it for almost half an hour
hahaha

Look into my eyes..

2011-01-24T03:04:00.000-08:00

Now I want to present to all of you, one of internet phenomenons, Magibon!!

clap, clap clap
hahahah

I've watched her videos long time ago. Her Youtube's channel was nominated among top 50 most viewed videos.
Well back then, when you got 1 million viewers, it is amazing.
But nowadays, 1 million is like nothing.
Even Justin Bieber got 100 millions
hahahah

When I first time watched her videos, I was like "why are peoples keep watching her videos?"
And until now I'm still wondering why
hmm...

Freemason-conspiracies-freaks

2011-01-22T21:08:00.000-08:00

Read: Freemason-conspiracies-freaks are peoples who studies about freemason's conspiracies.

Are Freemason-conspiracies-freaks are small minded peoples or open minded peoples?
Hmm..
I've been reading alot from the internet about Freemason's conspiracies.
Some say that Freemason conspiracies are bullshits and some said that they are true.
Well, its okay to give your opinion whether it is true or not.
But the fact, they condemned Freemason-conspiracies-freaks are bunch of small minded people, made me think twice. Who is who and which is which?
Hahaha.

To me, the anti Freemason-conspiracies-freaks peoples are the one who is small minded people.
They have a creative mind and they can think beyond their imaginaries, well I say, can you?

I actually don't like to read statements made from ignorant peoples.
They think they knew better and they deserve they can condemn other peoples

Conpiracies are just the same like a story where ages ago Aristotle claim that earth is a sphere.
But, there peoples condemned him but they didn't have the guts to prove it.

Maybe I was too exaggerating in giving example
hahaha

What is my opinion?
I don't know wheter all the conspiracies are true or just a coincidence ,
but what I know is that all things happen in this universe are destined.

It have been a while

2011-01-20T08:30:00.000-08:00

Before this I like to post about my thoughts about certain issues
Well, time is a factor in my case
Haish..

Do you like news?

2011-01-18T23:33:00.000-08:00

Well I don't
hahaha.

They need to come to a new to approach viewers, especially youngster.
But Schomoyo did it.

Who is Schomoyo?
Schomoyo is a Youtuber that caused sensations in internet world.
What are the sensation?
He/She/They make a song out of a news.
Hahaha.

Check out this
These are the original clips of news

Then, he/she/it changed them into well organized songs

Niceee....

Visit and subscribe them.
Here is his/her/their channel
Schomoyo

Acafella

2011-01-16T23:17:00.000-08:00

I must say that I have such a bad vocabulary in English.
I heard 'Acafella' word in Glee, where the male teacher formed a boyband name Acafella. I thought it is just a fancy name, and I didn't know that it was derived from 'Acapella'

So, here I want to teach you all what is Acapella.
Cut to the chase, here is the conclusion of it.
Hahaha

It's hard to do a video of a man did a whole Acapella version by himself alone, because that man needs to focus only on one part of a song while listening to the other part of a song.

I must say that he is a well focused man
hahaha

An Anonymous Bestman's Prank

2011-01-14T23:01:00.000-08:00

Actually this is a super old story.
I've read it a year back ago.

This is a story of a bestman who did a prank to his friend.
He putted a gadget in his newly wed friend's bed.

The gadget can send signal when they're 'on the move', hahaha.
Not just that, the gadget also can sense weight, duration and rating, hahaha

-pic by Techcrunch

So here is the link of the twitter account;
newlywedsontjob

So, never trust your best man, lads
hahaha

I dare you to say no to Panda

2011-01-12T19:14:00.000-08:00

Hahaha, this is funny. I just can't stop laughing everytime I watch this movie over and over again.
I don't know that an innocent looking panda can be as mean as this,
hahahaha

If Malaysian can have a mind as creative as them.....

To the bat-mow-bile, dududurut..dudu

2011-01-08T04:33:00.000-08:00

Hahahaha..

My first time encounter with a lawn mower is when I'm in high school.
But, obviously not a gangster as this,
Nice...

In Malaysia, it is rare to see a lawn mower because we don't have lawn at our house.
Okay, I'm lying, we do have but when we put a lawn mower on our lawn, it will completely cover our lawn.
Because why? because we have a very small lawn
hahaha

We are lack of true photographer.

2011-01-06T00:42:00.000-08:00

Everytime I wandering around my friends facebook album about pictures they took using DSLR, their object are always girls or environment.

We need someone like Robert Capa, famous for 'The Falling Soldier'.

-pic by tc-pbs

He is an army photographer.

Okay-okay, you're afraid, I know.
Hahaha.

How about proverty?
That could be a nice subject.
My friend Rudy Zain, he studied at Manipal Medical College, India.
There, poverty is a normal thing. Hmm...
So he use that opportunity to snap about it.

Bad ass chopper

2011-01-04T04:41:00.001-08:00

This is what I call, a creative mind.
Damn creative.

Okay, maybe you all are not a car freak as mine, so I'll elaborate more about this video.
Okay, do you drive a Proton Myvi? (Please say you do, please...., hahaha)

So,at a rear wheel of a Proton Myvi, you'll see 4 pieces of nut.
What makes it rotatable is, there is bearing.
So imagine, they took out a whole set of left rear tyre, and they put it on the motorcycle.

Hahahaha.
I don't think you all can understand what I'm trying to say.

p/s: Even though it is creative thinking, but design wise, it sucks, sucks a lot. Sorry...

My goal is to beat yours

2011-01-04T00:39:00.000-08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Andy Frost.
And I declare that he is my new enemy to fight for the title of God of Speed.
Hahaha

He turned his Vauxhall Victor to 2200hp.
The car managed to do 0-100 in less than 1 second.
Damn, It takes me 2 seconds to calculate 2x9=18.

Oh did I mentioned that the car is street legal?
Thats right ladies and gentleman.
A car with a number plate.

I'm a Malay

2011-01-01T05:13:00.000-08:00

but I'm not a Malay Extremist just like them

A bunch of short minded Malay peoples that thought that violence can solve everything.

What? By threatening Karam Singh Walia to apologize doesn't bring back our dignity.
Well it does bring some, but it is just a little.
When I saw what they did and how violent they are, even I felt afraid of my own race.What about the other races?
Hmm...

When they think about Malay, they will think about their religion too.
and....

p/s:In this video, Karam Singh Walia said "What can I do to make you all forgive me?". A Malay guy said, "Free treat for the whole restaurant customers!".
Hmm.. Thats what make us a Malay.

2.0.1.1

2010-12-31T18:23:00.000-08:00

I'm still alive for 2011.
Thanks to God

-pic by Duke Magazine

"I'm 1st!!",

2010-12-30T17:42:00.000-08:00

Just now, I read Oh Tidak website.
Well, I'm a whole-page reader, I like to read post and include read all comments aboout it.

The first commenter comment "I'm 1st"
The second commenter replied to him. "Stupid, what's the point posting first?"
p/s: Oh Tidak is a high traffic website.

Hahaha.
It is kind of funny reading people fighting just for the sake of first place.

Well, what they see is that, it doesn't matter whether you post first or last,
but what I can see is that, when you post first and you include a link to your website, they will tend to go to your website, thats how they got traffic channeled to their website.
Smart right?

Who want to see love scene in an action movie huh?

2010-12-26T22:52:00.000-08:00

I hate when I watch a horror/action movie that have love scene in it.
It spoils my mood.
hahaha

Yesterday my niece randomly open videos in Youtube and my eyes were caught red handed watching this video.

This is what I called 100% action, 0.000000% love.
Hahaha.
Damn creative

I'm a Youtuber!!

2010-12-24T01:22:00.000-08:00

Hahaha.

I am now officially a Youtuber because I have uploaded my own videos.
Yeah!!
But, the audio is kinda sucks.
You can't hear the bass unless you turn the volume all the way up.

Feel free to comment.

I've made 3 videos so far
Search at Youtube;
Zee Avi - Bitter Heart Bass Cover
Zee Avi - Just You And Me Bass Cover
Yuna - Rocket Bass Cover

It just takes 1 minute to understand Forrest Gump

2010-12-22T22:20:00.000-08:00

....actually NOT.
Hahahaha

I saw this video long tmie ago, but I like to publish it here so that I can share with you all.
Well sharing is caring right? hahaha
Sounds gay.

Thanks to whycantihavespaces.
He/She (Sorry, because I don't know his/her gender, hahaha) made a video to help us, who are slow on understanding a movie, to understand it.
Hahaha

So here it is, Forrest Gump In 1 Minute, 1 Take
Enjoy.

If he/she do Malaysian movies, I betcha, he/she can show us the short version of it in 10 seconds only.

hahahah

Mr Obefiend Weiland

2010-12-20T22:53:00.000-08:00

It is such a waste to see my favourite blogger turns into other 'way'

I've been reading his blog, Blog Serius for about 1 year plus. All this while, I love the way he thinks, blogging and his sarcastic.
Hmm...

But, it all changed when I read his blog 2-3 days ago.

He wrote about how he support Gay-ism in Malaysia.

When, you're supporting things that are banned in Quran, automatically you're against the Creator of Quran.

Before I jump into conclusion, I read first about his explaination. What he said are only mainly about 'Equality' and 'Independance'

He even wrote on his comment:

When i die.. when i stood BEFORE GOD i will ask him
"Why are you such a hateful god? You create these people and then you set rules that force them to live a lie.. why are you such a sadist dear god?"
If heaven is a place for BIGOTS like you, I rather ROT in hell

But, every disease have a cure except for death.

This Gay thingy can be cured with great will and right method.

Hmm...

Sorry to say, I, myself is not a suporter in Gay-ism.

I hope he has changed

I've failed in MATB 143

2010-11-30T01:27:00.000-08:00

T.T...sad...
but hey!!
people learn from their mistakes right?

but, I've failed twice already, how about that?
hahaha

New semester in UNITEN.

2010-11-30T01:20:00.000-08:00

This is the thing that I hate to encounter in a new semester..a new timetable.
In Uniten, you must create your own timetable, and it is so hard.
Okay, to me is hard, but not to Farah. She likes it very much
hahaha

I'm blogging from Uniten's ITMS.
I'm waiting fow someone to drop MATB 143, Mr Johnny Boyce's section.
I'm feeling like I'm waiting for a moon to drop from the sky.
Aish.

The Super Duper Honda C70

2010-11-21T03:51:00.000-08:00

At my house, I have a Honda C70, and of course, the engine cubic capacity is only 70cc.
The fastest speed I managed to achieve on this bike is 60km/h, hahaha

There are some people convert the original engine with Honda EX5's engine, or they transplant the original 3 gears transmission to 4 gears transmission.
You'll easily reached 130km/h but, its nothing when you compare it to this C70

The owner convert the original 70cc engine to 250cc engine.

300% increases, niceee.

Well, this is what I call Speed Demon,

Nicely done dude.

Salute

I want to be as creative as hell!!

2010-11-15T01:52:00.000-08:00

Hahaha. I stumbled upon this video few years ago.
I just want to share it with you all.
Well sharing is caring right?
hahaha

They made a piano out of a staircase!!

I was so impressed when I watched it for the first time and I still do.

It is obviously thinking-out-of-a-box-mind.

I like to think about how the way they think.

And I want to be as creative as they do.

Yeah!!

hahaha

You can't watch Malaysian armpits anymore

2010-11-13T05:49:00.000-08:00

Hahaha!!
These videos are damn funny. I stumbled upon it when I typed 'Malaysian' in Youtube.

Actually, these videos are made to mock Malaysian Government

Okay let me take you back to refresh your mind.

They have a very strict rules in advertisement.

Well, many of it are good for us, but some are ridiculous.

One of it is,

' in a deodorant advertisement, model cannot show her/his armpit '

Well why in the hell there is rule about it?

Sexy? well how about the cleavages of Malaysian artists?

Why don't you ban it?

Sad but true, this is what I call as '"Malaysia Government's Double Standards"

and I hate it so much.
There are still many Malaysian that doesn't know the functions of spray deodorant.
And they even spray it on their shirt, which they think that it have 2 in 1 functions.
Adoi..

Hatred towards blogger

2010-11-11T07:58:00.000-08:00

wHY MuST y0u wRitE LiKe THis?

Is it fun?

have y0u write a post lyke this b4?

please write it 'normally'. I know its your blog but if thats your case, you might as well make it private, so that none of us might suffer eye sight problems

Are you donating or giving away?

2010-11-09T07:31:00.000-08:00

Hmm....
I've been thinking about what my lecturer said during my lecture.

He said;

"When a corporate is doing a charity, they actually giving away their money, not donating it"

What he was trying to say was that, when a company/government is doing a ceremony to give help/fund to the needy, they actually putting spend a lot of money on the event itself.

For example.
During any festive season in Malaysia; Aidilfitri, Deepavali, Chinese New Year etc etc, big companies usually/often organize a charity event in an exclusive hotel where they will invite the VIPs, orphans, old folks, needy etc etc.

Roughly 300 peoples will come to the event.
If we calculate take an average buffet charge per head RM35, so for 300 peoples it will be RM10,500.00 just for the food.
How bout for the hall? Sound Systems? Gifts? VIP's souvenirs?
It is so typical in the corporate world and charity world.

Why don't they use the RM10,500.00 to renovate their homes, buy them a new shoes, beds and study tables?

My lecturer said, from his personal view,
in a 4 hours buffet, the children only ate for 2 hours.
The next two hours they will paly around the hall or table.
And I'm 101% agree with them.
They only had 4 hours of happiness, whereas they need a lifetime comforts

hmm..
Nowadays, charity/fund raisers benefits more that the 'entertained'

Iphone 4 review

2010-11-07T07:30:00.000-08:00

Okay, you all can call me an outdated man, but who cares?
hahaha

Last week, I bought an iPhone 4 from Maxis store.
Well, practically I bought it, but therotically I bought it for my sister.
Hahaha
I bought it for RM2290.00 a la carte.
They don't allow people to buy it without buying their smart sim.
So,I need to add RM30 for the smart sim.

Well, cut to the straight, it is a fun phone.
With many apps to download.
What I can say is that

"I WANT AN IPHONE 4 TOO!!"

hahaha

Take note, if you want to buy an iPhone 4 from Maxis, beware of the 'hidden' 3G services.
The 3G service is automatically on when you activate their smart sim.
So be careful.

There is a story that I read from a malaysian iphone users forum.

His little brother watched a movie online through iPhone 4.
He thought that he was using the Wi Fi, but instead it turns out that he was using 3G service from Maxis.
It results to RM3+++.00 bill due to 3G service used.
Damn expensive, it is like he is buying another iPhone 4.
hahaha

Well, great phone comes with a great responsibilities.

Pedophile?

2010-11-06T17:24:00.000-07:00

What is pedophile?

"pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 and older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary) "

When was it termed?

hmm...

To me this term is termed just 20 -30 years ago.

40-50 years ago, are the eras where at the age of 12, a girl is matured enough to be married and 20 years old is late age for a girl to get married.

I knew a old lady married to a man when she was 12 years old. And they lived happily ever after until her husband died at the age of 80 years old. And what is wrong with that?

On that era, girl matured faster than boy, because a very young age, the girl was given a heavy task such as taking care of their small brothers, cooking, cycling 12-15km to school, etc etc.

So at that era, it is normal to marry a 12 years old girl.

But, only now it is a taboo. Because they are bimbos.

hahaha

My mentality

2010-11-04T05:24:00.000-07:00

Okay guys, meet Jammie Thomas.

She has been fighting the recording industry over 24 songs she illegally downloaded and shared online four years ago

I'm also a heavy download-er, but I don't share it online, because I don't know how.

Hahaha.

I'm a heavy download-er, and I love to download movies.

So typically people with a typical mind will tell me.

"You will ruin the entertainment industries"

Well, to me, that is my wish.

I'm an anti-Jews product. So I boycott their products and it includes movies.

Thats why I download movies illegally.

Thank you

update (12/1/2011)
hmm..
I shouldn't post about this.
We shouldn't deny their rights.
Their rights to earn a living.

But, there are some peoples that we deny their rights
Google it.

I want.....#2

2010-10-30T17:07:00.000-07:00

...a sail boat!!
Yeah baby!! a sailboat!!
hahaha

Well, I want to have it when I've retire.
I want to live a simple life, cruising around Malaysia,
just me, my boat and sea....

Wow, I'm quite a dreamer right?
hahaha

Well, I like to have a life differently than others.
Come on, we live life just once.

So, I Mudah'ed a sailboat.

And I found that a sailboat isn't that expensive as I think.
RM45,000 for each.

Well maybe it sounds expensive
But, hey, look on the bright side, you only need winds to sail it

Car perhaps?

2010-10-28T17:24:00.000-07:00

I know that many of us won't stop when we were approached by a car salesperson.
So today, I want to teach you about car loan.
Hei, don't run away.
hahaha

click here for a link

Well, not me exactly,
but a calculator will help you!!
hahaha

My wise brother said to me;

"Bank will give you a loan based on your salary.

In a common case 1/3 of your salary"

In this matter many people 'calculated' their life wrongly.
They forgot to include miscellaneous things that will happens on their car.
Such as car maintenance, accident, insurance, etc etc.

So in the end, when things like these happen,
they will face problem in paying the loan,or worse, their car will be towed away.

So 'calculate' your life wisely

Out of everyday speak.

2010-10-26T17:00:00.000-07:00

I bet you never heard people said this.

"Wow, today Gardenia baked their bread softer than yesterday"

Well just a random post..
hahaha

My father-in-law, Mr Celcom...

2010-10-25T07:55:00.000-07:00

I have known Mr.Celcom since the day when late Uncle TM Touch introduced me to him.

Late Uncle TM Touch

My family and his family are very close with each other.
Every month, Mr. Celcom will send us letters, just to make sure that we were okay

To cut a long story short,
I've dated his first daughter 'Minutes Plan' for 3 years.
We had a beautiful relationship
But not all things will turn good. She died from a skin cancer.
When she left me alone, I felt my world is empty.

Mr.Celcom is a wonderful man. When he saw me in a deep sorrow, he introduced me to her second daughter, miss 'Celcom Exec 50'. I've never met her before because he sent her to oversea to continue her studies. Now, she's working at Mr.Celcom's company as Executive Manager.

But, you won't believe me if I say that I saw her before at Jalan Semarak, when I was registering Minutes Plan death. On that moment, I knew that she was the one for me, but at that time I was in a hurry because I had an appointment with my psychiatrist.

So, now Miss 'Celcom Exec 50' and I have been in a relationship for 1 years and 11 month.
This coming 30 October, will be our second anniverary.

9800cc, Blackberry Touch

To celebrate our second anniversary, I'm preparing to give her a biggest surprise EVER for her.
I'm going to give her a car, a Blackberry Torch 9800.

Yes, a 9800cc executive car.

As you all know, Blackberry is well known for their dedications in building perfect cars.
I'm buying her a Blackberry Torch 9800 because it suits her looks.
She have the executive looks, so she needs an executive cars.

Well, I know that it is expensive and I kinda spoiling her,
but if that can makes her happy,why not?
Plus, it is worth the price.

So, wish us good luck in our relationship.
And I hope that we will last forever and ever and ever.

p/s: Do you want to know more about my families? Click the links

Mr. Celcom's Facebook

Celcom Exec 50's Facebook

Blackberry Torch 9800 review

To Mr.Celcom, thank you for making me feels like I'm a part of your family.

I want....#1

2010-10-24T17:41:00.000-07:00

....a horse!!
Yehaa!!
Gidiyap..gidiyap..gidiyap...
Hahaha.

Now I'm in a mood of day dreaming.
When I have a stable work, I want to buy a horse so that I can ride a horse in a pretty evening.

So, I Mudah'ed 'horse for sale' and I found one.

Quite cheap for a starter, or maybe too expensive.
Well, I don't know because I am just starting to like horse thingy
hahaha

So, then I was thinking, where in the hell shall I put the horse if I live in an apartment.
So, I've searched a place/stable where they allow outsider to board in their stable,
and found that Universiti Putra Malaysia, serdang have that service.

So, I look at their price....

and I was quite surprise.
Damn expensive.

RM1,500 for a month.
It is more expensive than paying a Subaru Impreza Ver 8 monthly loan.

So....bye bye mr Cowboy.

Oh boy,bullies..

2010-10-21T03:33:00.000-07:00

When I was in high school,

I don't have too much issues on bullies.

Because why?

Because I was a big guy that time.

Hahaha

When I was 17 years old

I was 1.8 metres and weighted 88kg.

Okay, not too scary for europeans or americans

but for Malaysian, it is more than average.

hahaha.

I don't know is it only me that having this problem.

When I went back home after I a fight with bullies, my heart starts to pound when I think about it.
Then I'll start to imagine...

"Why didn't I kick his crouch?"
"Why didn't I dodge when he was punching me?
"Why didn't I give a flying kick?"
"Why didn't I give him a spuer punch?"
"Why didn't I use Belt of Strength?"

and on and on and on until it sounds ridiculous.

Hahaha.

I think that all of us have this problem too due to the fact that we didn't give our best shot in a fight.
Its okay, we sure have a better luck next time.
haha

One of the best fight situation against bullies

But I like this one more.

hahaha

The Fat Aussie Barstard

2010-10-21T02:43:00.000-07:00

Wooo, sorry Aussies no hard feelings ya,
Its just Youtube's user name.
Sorry ya.

I was wandering at Youtube and I watched a video about tips on punching a punch bag.
Then, I scrolled down to read comments, then saw a guy named FazRulezZ4ever comments.

Then, TheFatAussiesBastard gave him a few 'punching' lines.
Hahaha.

My first impression on FazRulezz4ever was;
"Why must he pissed off? What a douchebag, acting like a tough guy behind a computer"

So, I get more interested to see who is FazRulezZ4ever.
I went to his channel and saw many arabs commented on his channel.
I was like
"okay, no wonder....he's arabs"

So, I continued watching the TheFatAussiesBastard's guide on how to punch a punching bag video.

But suddenly my eyes were caught on one of his videos, Ban the Burqa.

OOkkkaaayyy, no wonder the arab guy was damn pissed off.

To cut a long story short, TheFatAussiesBastard said

"Not muslims are terrorist, but all terrorist are muslim"

And I laughed myself out when I heard it
Okay, he wrote it in his video, not said it.
hahaha

I don't know what is his definition on terrorism.
Well wikipedia said

"violent acts which are intended to create fear (terror), are perpetrated for a religious, political or ideological goal, deliberately target or disregard the safety of non-combatants (civilians), and are committed by non-government agencies"

Come on man, don't you ever heard a word called 'news'?
Or at least have you heard about

The Ku Klux Klan

What? you want more examples?
google it..

Hmm...

I think his definition of terrorist is;

"violent acts by MUSLIMS which are intended to create fear (terror), are perpetrated for a religious, political or ideological goal, deliberately target or disregard the safety of non-combatants (civilians), and are committed by non-government MUSLIM agencies"

If that is his definition, well I can't say much, just one word,
islamphobia
hahahaha

Well, to me I'm not afraid of terrorism.

I'm afraid of street crimes.

How often can you heard on news about terrorism than street crimes?

Let me refresh you mind.

Seung-Hui Cho?
which his famous masterpiece is 'Virginia Tech Massacre'

Dumb, dumber, dumbest

2010-10-13T07:03:00.000-07:00

This is so funny.
I don't know why
hahaha

Hmm...
I'm not being a fanatic malay, but I feel that someone must speak something.
From my perspective, both sides are wrong.

Firstly, can you speak a language that the policemen can understand?
Why must you speak English at the end of your 'conversation'?
To me, it sounds like you're playing god.
Acted like a so-good-human-that-can-speaks-English.

I've went to Guang Zhou, China last month.
Well I spoke Mandarin to them.
Even though I sounds and looks silly every time I opened my dictionary to look up a suitable word to communicate with the locals, I felt very proud to speak in Mandarin.
I can speak English with them if I want to , but I respect the locals.
And why can't you?

Secondly, why are the policemen are also act arrogantly.
Their acts frightened the lady.
Well, who in this world isn't scared when being arrested by policeman?
Why can't you spoke to the lady nicely?

hmm...
Dumb,dumber and dumbest

Super Dad

2010-10-04T16:23:00.000-07:00

Hahaha, watch this

I don't get it why are people didn't backing up the father?
He did a right thing, confronted the kid who bullied his daughter.
hmm..

Not all dad can do it, because some are just afraid because they don't want to mess with the bully's father.
Can you do that for your daughter?
I guess you can't even send her to school by yourself

I feel pity for that guy because after all that threatens, he apologized.
And I'm pretty sure the bully kid didn't took a lesson from it.

The truth #1

2010-10-03T23:21:00.000-07:00

Peoples always been mistaken inform by pictures and news.
Sometimes they 'ate' all the news that are 'fed' to them.
Don't they want to study it first?

You've been informed and told by news that this is the Al-Aqsa Mosque

The mosque that Israel wants.

Well, the truth is, this is the real Al-Aqsa Mosque

The first picture is Al-Sakhrah Mosque.

In the first picture, if in the picture you added a group of soldiers, your mindset will set
"the mosque is captured and this is Al-Aqsa Mosque that people always talk about"

Well same goes to if you captured a picture of group of soldiers in a fun fair. But your mindset will set.
"Soldiers are having fun"
Because you never heard that fun fair is a terrorist place.

I'm learning....

2010-10-03T22:58:00.000-07:00

Sorry if I wasn't supposed to bring up this matter, but I need to learn about it.
Humans are born to learn.

why Christians and Jews are best friend?

I don't get it.
Jews are the one who killed Jesus and it is a fact.
-source here

Ok, maybe to some people it is okay and some are not okay with it.
But even the high ranker in Christian religion, Pope be friend with the peoples who killed his god.

Is Christian is turning into liberal?
Logically, if my god are killed by a religion, I'll fight for the rest of my life against that religion.
hmm...

Even George W.Bush is a friend of Ariel Sharon.

They even helped Israel, a country full of Jews.

hmm....
Can someone explained it.
I don't mean any offense.

Would you spent $11,000 for a car wash?

2010-10-03T05:55:00.000-07:00

The most expensive car wash I've encounter is RM28.
But it was worth it.
They washed interior, exterior and engine.

Well this one, I don't know what to say more....

$11,000?
What the heck?
will the car be bird poops-proof?
hahaha

How does it feel to be rich?
Is it true that when you're rich, you just don't know what else are you going to spend on.
Hmm...

Veins mean tough

2010-10-03T05:04:00.000-07:00

I have a mother and now she is 56 years old.
This 18th October, she'll turn into 57 years old but she still looks pretty in my eyes.
When I look at her, i felt like I look at my own face.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean that I have her gene, not that I'm a ladyboy
hahaha

So, back to this post

Madonna is just 4 years old younger than my mom.
And she's the queen of botox after this lady or perhaps man,
hahaha

who is she?

Before this, Madonna have gone into a surgery.
She puts some fat into her hand so that it can make her hand chubbier and cover her veins.
But, artificial can't fight the original from god.
So her veins appear again
hahaha

So another way to fight god's fate?
Adobe Photoshop
hahaha

Her skin looks smooth in Dolce and Gabbana advert.

But the reality is

Pity Madonna.
Till when will you stop and act as a grandma?

-pictures by swollenpickels & dailymail

Waiting for someone...

2010-10-02T05:02:00.000-07:00

Today I went to an event held at Uniten, Kajang.
The event is Asean Universities Build And Break Competition 2010.

Actually before this, I've received an email from my lecturer and he said, it is compulsory for his student to come to the event as spectators and will be given 5% of marks in the final exam.

In the email he said that it will start at 8.30am,
but what happened just know is that the event started at 9.45am.
Hmm...

There are 2 possibilities.
1. The lecturer set the time earlier so that his students that have bad habits at coming at sharp will come just nice at the event.
2. The VIPs are the cause of this.

What I can say is that, both possibilities are examples of bad attitudes.

Why must you tell a lie about the exact time?
Just tell the truth.
"The event will start at 9.45am. But be there earlier."
That's it. Done.
Don't let them get the 5% marks if they were 10 minutes late.

Why must we wait for the latecomers ?
Let them late, otherwise they won't learn any lesson.
Even just know they came at 9.30am. When they saw that it hasn't started yet, they went out to have breakfast.
Haish...

For the 2nd possibility, I don't know what to say.
"Your underlings are what you are"
If the officer can't be punctual, so are his workers.

Hmm...
we must put a stop on this matter.
Otherwise, Malaysia won't step ahead.

"We are the one who control time, not time who control us"

-picture from angelamarcellina

Meet Ann, smallest waist in America's Next Top Model history.

2010-10-01T15:54:00.000-07:00

My actual waist is 36". But I like to add 2" more when I'm buying a pant.

Today I'm jealous. Because why?
Because there is a woman that have a very small waist.

Her waist is so tiny, it can fits in a man's hands

Am I referring to Miss J's hands?
hahaha

She entered America's Next Top Model
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Ann Ward, 6feet2inch and 98lbs

-picture from abcnews & remotepatrolled

I'm a geek for today

2010-10-01T03:30:00.000-07:00

Now the time shows 6:30pm.
At 8:00pm I have a Differential Equation 2nd test.
So wish me luck, hahaha

Actually the thing I want to write is because I've met something useful for me to learn DE in a different way,
that is with a help from Youtube.

So, I was searching for example question for Homogeneous Linear Equation on DE .
Then, came out from my crazy mind to search in Youtube.
And walla!!
I found it.

For more tutoring video, look up in his channel

I've learn it only in 3 minutes with the help from the video, but my lecturer need one semester to make me understand it.
Hahaha

p/s:Sorry for the jargon

How the hell Justin Bieber got famous

2010-09-26T02:00:00.001-07:00

I'm very curious about Justin Bieber.

How did he get famous?
Why people don't like him?
So this is what I got.

Actually Justin Bieber is a Canadian.
As you all know, Canadian isn't American best friend.
Don't ask me, I don't know why.
Hahaha

And thats why you can see why Justin Bieber got many 'thumbs down' in every his videos in Youtube.

He got famous when Scooter Braun who own a recording company, Raymond Braun Media Corp.
It is Usher and Scooter Braun joint venture company.
And that is why you You can 'always' see usher in Justin Bieber's video clips.

His first famous video is when he sing Ne-Yo's songs. 'So sick' and 'Basketball' in a local competition

It is so amazing why life can change.
Thanks youtube, hahaha

-picture by unrealitytv & khairulhusni

Indie Shirt

2010-09-19T07:26:00.000-07:00

Looong time ago... there is a new era, an era where people called it 'The Indie Era"
hahaha

I am very obsessed with shirts that have colourful and funky design on it.
But unfortunately, thanks to Topshop, they set a new trend, metro sexual style.

This style is a type of discriminate to people like me, a man who have man boobs.
Damn you Topshop!!
hahaha

So for those who want to see more cool Indie T-shirts, check this website
Threadless.com

My choice?
I like this one

...somuch

Kids nowadays

2010-09-19T07:05:00.000-07:00

Frankly speaking, I am afraid of what kids around me are turning to.
Damn scary.
Way professional than my when I was at their age.

My first static pornography is my mother Cosway catalog. It were only half naked women in it.

Kids nowadays have internet. Just tick 'safe search: off" in google and walla!! Plus, they are completely naked.

hmmm.......

My first 'moving' pornography is a sex scene in Species II, it was just topless.

Kids nowadays have fullbody-less. All thanks to Bluetooth.

double hmm....

Wibbit Wabbit...

2010-09-19T06:31:00.000-07:00

Oh Mac Donald had a farm
e.. i.. e.. i ..o..
in his farm he had a wabbit
wibbit wibbit wibbit

hahaha

I am now officially addicted to rabbit!!
yeay!!

But a great animal comes with a great responsibilities
adoi..

So here are what I've endured since the day I bought rabbits, chronologically
-I used psychology approach when I bought my rabbits. There are 3 rabbits in a shop. I only want a pair. So in order to buy the third rabbit in bargain price, I said "Auntie don't you pity the left one?". So I got RM60 for 3 rabbits. The actual price is 1 for RM25

- Since the left one is a male, I bought his soul mate at another shop for RM38. Adoi

- While I was bathing them for the first time (the same day I bought them), one of them peed in bathing water and another one of them pooped in bathing water.

-The next morning, I found 2 of them died. Luckily, the died one is a pair. Hahaha

- My girlfriend and I shared our money in buying another pair of rabbits. I bought a female and she bought a male. The female rabbit that I bought is more expensive than she bought the male one. Its an irony. Hahaha

Their names and where it comes from
-Hades - God of Underworld
-Poison Ivy - Batman
-Piranha - Piranha 2010
-Anabella - ???

Screw double neck guitar!!

2010-09-04T07:09:00.000-07:00

Well ladies and gentlemen, screw that double neck guitar!!

Now we have 2 guitarist with one guitar!!

If you think that double neck guitar is awesome, well this sir is double-the-awesome
hahaha

Rock and roll yeah!!

Future weapon in The Expendables

2010-09-02T10:07:00.000-07:00

If you have watched The Expandables. Did you notice the gun that was used by Hale Caesar (Terry Crews)?

Well it is not an ordinary shotgun, it is the future shotgun, AA-12
Err maybe not so future because it has been used.
Damn nice!! even the bullet is out-of-the-box, hahaha

AA-12 in action!!

The Famous Ariel Sharon

2010-09-01T08:26:00.000-07:00

Hmm.. it have been years since the last time I heard or see Ariel Sharon's name printed on a news paper.

People knew him very well, especially Palestine peoples.
Why? I don't know why. Go and ask them why they hate him so much.

Well, Ariel Sharon was hit with a massive stroke on 4th January 2006.

A writer, Jason Koutsoukis wrote;

"Ariel Sharon is unlikely to recover from the stroke"

"He know weighs about 50 kilograms"

"Every day at least one of his two sons, Omri and Gilad, visits him and at night he is fitted with an oxygen mask, more as a precaution than as a necessity"

"Caring for Mr Sharon costs taxpayers about $400,000 a year."

"''His brain is about the size of a grapefruit,'' says a hospital manager who has been continually involved with his care, and who declined to be named"

Hmm....laknatullah

Salleh Gregor Samsa is dead?

2010-08-30T23:42:00.000-07:00

I've received a comment based on my post about Salleh Gregor Samsa

It didn't get to my comment because someone marked it as a spam.
So, it went to my spam. Luckily this time I went through all the spam mails because before this I always click 'empty' button.
Hahaha.

Based on the comment, he said that Salleh Gregor Samsa is dead.
He died because of people kill him.
Hmmm....

I don't know what to say about this.
To me, I don't believe at all of this rumor. Sorry for my ignorance but I'm that type.

I smelt something fishy about this spam, because I didn't posted a hatred post towards him.
Hmm.....
I'll update about this news later after I reassure that this is a true news

p/s: The anonymous spelled 'Astarafirullah'halazim' not in a typical spelling.

Hmm...

Darwin's Theory

2010-08-25T21:45:00.000-07:00

Ok after watchiing this video I felt that I am a monkey and monkey is a human species.

Because of what?
Because they open a banana more 'civilized' than us, human.
hahaha

p/s: I 100% disagree with Darwin's theory

Samad's burger

2010-08-24T00:08:00.000-07:00

Dear Samad,
If you want to tackle her back, sent this video to her.
I'm sure she will 'love' you back
hahaha

Enjoy Cheryl!!
hahaha

If I was Cheryl, I'll do the same thing too.
But I'll talk nicely to him. Not dissed him infront of millions of listeners

Life philosophy

2010-08-22T08:41:00.000-07:00

How to live a such wonderful life?

"When you are doing deeds, envy people who do more deeds than you"
"When you are living a life, remember people who can't have a life like you"

These are ways to live a life.

Auuww, So sweet

2010-08-14T19:06:00.000-07:00

Warning: This story is not a stereotype or a typical love story
hahaha

I'm not a big fan of sports but I love extraordinary things happen in sports, hahaha

Meet Scott Russel from Australia and Emma Schroeder from Mid West America
Both of them are streakers.
This is perfect!!

Both of them have never met each other.
So, their plan was to meet each other but they were some kind of short in term of money.
So, a cupid, Susan Baker made a website www.believeindestiny.com and set up a trust fund for them to be with each other

So next part is let youtube do the talkings

To Salleh Gregor Samsa..

2010-08-13T22:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Salleh Gregor Samsa,
may I call you Salleh?
Ok.
Salleh,
I heard about your plan to make your own cult and what is your cult name again?
Ok,lets name it 'Cult A+'

So your plan for Cult A+;
-have 30,000 devotees
-have its own holy book
-the devotees must pay in term of money, to clear their sins
-2015 is the cult 'end of day'. By the time 2015, all the devotees must suicide themselves on a field, infront of Amcorp field

Wow, you must be an ambitious man to have 30,000 devotees in your cult.
I even have only 23 followers on my blog.

Dear Salleh,
why don't you join my religion instead?
My religion is already established.

We also have our own holy book. At first, when it came to earth, many people tried to change the words of my holy book but none as perfect as our's. Nowadays one by one of it's content have shown their proof.

In our religion, we don't have to pay in term of cash to clear our sins.
It will be unfair to the poors and eventually they die in sins due to their poverty. Poor them. We pay in terms of deeds. It will be fair to all.
And can you name what are the sins in your cult, or are you referring to my religion's sins?

You also will have 2015 as your dooms day, the day where all the devotees suicide themselves.
Wow, what an interesting idea you have there.
Can you guarantee that all of devotees have the guts to kill themselves when they see the way you die? (I assume you are the one who start the suicide fest first)
I think you will be mad if they turn you down.

In my religion, our dooms day is an element of surprise and yes we all will die. Thats what made us devoted to our religion because we never knew what will happen in next minute and none of us will escape from death.

So, Salleh how is my religion?
I hope you can join us because you have a quite influence back there. You can influence your friends especially Abey Is.

p/s: Take a guess.What is my religion Salleh?

Laurence Fishburne's good daughter

2010-08-13T07:43:00.000-07:00

Do you know who is Montana Fishburne? She is Laurence Fishburne's daughter

Wow, I was quite amazed when I just found out that my favourite actor, Laurence Fishburne, daughter is a porn star.

Every porn star must come out with a commercial name and she choose 'Chippy D'.
Hmm..don't ask me why.

Laurence Fishburne must be extremely dissappoint with her daughter.
Of course, who want their daughter to be a pornstar??

-source Gutteruncensored

Dumpster Pool

2010-08-10T06:48:00.000-07:00

This is cool!!
I thought to have a pool, you need;
-a large backyard.
-a greedy contractor
-etc etc

But!!
Nowadays, we have dumpster pools
Serious cool.

"Hello? DBKL? I need a dumpster infront of my house please"

-credit readymadeblog

Mean dog..

2010-08-09T03:22:00.000-07:00

This is serious, I love pitbulls.
Looks like a mean machine.

Pit bull is breed from;

Terrier breed

Bull dog breed

Walla...American Pit Bull Terrier

...drooling...

In Malaysia, the authorities won't allow you to have pit bull as a pet.
It is because, they are well known for their criminal records.
Pity the dog, its their ancestors faults not them, hahaha

I wonder if they allow them to be breed in Malaysia.

I live in a chinese neighbourhood. I'm not afraid of dogs because they only bark, not bite.
So chineses love to have dogs in their house compound.
But the main thing is they only keep them when they are puppies. When they grow up, they let them outside. And eventually they become ownerless dog.

Hmm.. an ownerless American Pit Bull Terrier...
That would be nice

Student VS Teacher, ting ting ting fight!!

2010-08-05T10:35:00.000-07:00

Hahaha
Ok, ok, this is serious!!
hahaha

Last 2-3 days ago, there was a news about a student punched a male teacher.
So this is the video

If you read the comments on youtube, you'll find the way peoples think nowadays.

On my behalf, 1 101% condemn the student.
What an idiot.
It is the teacher duty to scold and teach them about proper manner.
But nowadays, they have their parents supports.
Hmmm...

Back days ago, when I started my days at school for the first time, my parents said;

"whatever the teachers did to you, it is because your fault"

Hmm.....

anak abah.....

zim's spade

Goose bumps.

2010-08-05T10:20:00.000-07:00

I actually love to wandering in the borderless world. hahahaSo, each time when I surfing, I'll never forget to open ohtidak.com

Yesterday, I watched a video about a ghost called Pontianak.
Pontianak is famous among Malaysian or more specifically among the Malays.
It is just as same as Oni, that is famous in Japan.

The video, really gave me goose bumps.

Another video that I found as scary as above;

Enjoy!!

eeeeeee, hahaha

Cut to the chase

2010-07-23T02:31:00.000-07:00

I'm a big fan off Kill Bill.
I've downloaded Kill Bill 1 & 2 using the famous lime wire back then, hahaha.

So while I was wandering on youtube, I saw a video.

And I started to regret when I recall back the time I've wasted just to download the movies.

They do have Forrest Gump too
hahaha

niceee!!

Spoiled little brat

2010-07-01T19:08:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, my friend introduce to me a new reality show called;
My Super Sweet 16
ok ok, it is an old reality show, but it is new to me.

After watching several episodes, I've made a conclusion that it is a show mainly about
-a girl/a boy that come from a socialite family,
-her/his 16th birthday is around the corner
-a spoiled little brat

Cut to the straight

I've been so grateful when my mother gave me a new wallet for my birthday present.
Hmm...
I guess not only me hate this show, even Janet Jackson hates it too

HAHAHAHA

Now I know who is The Stig

2010-07-01T18:56:00.000-07:00

Just know I know that The Stig in 'Fifth Gear' show is Michael Schumacher.
Damn, he's mean.

Actually I don't like Michael Schumacher at all.
He is the one that kill my interest in F1 GP.
Of course, who want to see a F1 race if you can predict the champion on every race.
hahaha.

Stoppie anyone?

2010-06-30T07:21:00.000-07:00

This car is bad ass

...tooo badass

Mona Fendy was an artist?

2010-06-23T19:43:00.000-07:00

Shit, I just knew that Mona Fendy had a music video.
I thought that she is just an ordinary woman.

The Video

Sounds scary when I hear the music and her face because I automatically recalled what she had done.
Hmm...

Let the past just past...

A little thought..

2010-06-23T00:31:00.000-07:00

I was counting my money about RM45.50 consist of 4 notes of RM10, a note of RM5 and a 50 cents coin yesterday.
Suddenly, my mind started to think,

"When will I start to do deeds for the unfortunates?"
"Is it when my account is filled with RM10,000? RM100,000? a million ringgit?"
"If I want to wait until I reach RM100,000.00 , when is it will come true?"
"If I want to donate when I have RM10,000 in my account, can I maintain it?"

That are what I thoughts.
And the best part are, at what age can I maintain RM10,000 in my bank account and at that time am I still alive?
Hmm..

Rolex anyone?

2010-06-22T04:47:00.000-07:00

I can't imagine what kind of person will buy this watch
RM20k, just for a watch.
It is like putting a Proton Wira on your wrist.
Damn nice.

I guess the previous owner is a person who have a Ferrari at his house.
Salute for you sir.

Watch, is just the only accessories that looks good on men.

Mom,
I wish I had one and I wish you'll buy this for me.
I promise I won't be naughty again
hahaha

I wonder how the owner reacts when he misplace the rolex?
hmmm....
I've misplaced my mother Nokia 3310 once and I was like
FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!

Even cat has a pimp

2010-06-11T05:11:00.000-07:00

While I was wandering around muda.my to search for my mini spare parts, I came across this ads.

'Male Persian Mating Services'

Is this serious?
Why are SPCA do nothing?
Why aren't goverment do anything?
hahaha

I guess the pimp is not a good businesswoman.
If she is, she will not place a very low price for her 'gigolo'
200 for 2 weeks!!

WOW!!
hahahaha

Even at Bukit Bintang they charge you RM100 per night....

This is what I called a real asset

2010-06-09T09:20:00.000-07:00

Today,I was googling to find a house to rent for my coming semester.
But as always, peoples can't stop from searching things out of their topic.
So did I.

I searched for 'Famous House'
Then came out 'Al Capone's house for sale'

I was like;
"OMG, the guy who bought this house must be living like what Al Capone did"

Al Capone is a notorious Mob for people who don't know him.
I think everyone recognize him.

Henry Morrison are the lucky man and a smart man when it comes to investing.
He bought an asset that its price, soon will be stacked up.
In 1971 he bought it only at $56k
Now he want to sell it for $6.8 million!!
Damn.

In each year, the price increased $172,923.08
In each month, the price increased $14,410.25
In each day, the price increased $464.85
In each hour, the price increased $19.37
This is what I called a good invest.
Hahahah, sorry for the exaggeration

Oh yeah, Barack Obama want to rent his apartment for $1,900.00

They use ads to promote it and the ads say,

“OBAMA SLEPT HERE AND YOU CAN TOO”

So....anyone? hahaha

Guanzhou, here I come!!

2010-06-08T01:27:00.000-07:00

Sorry for my laziness in updating blog, hahaha

Juat now, my mother flight agent confirmed that on 16th June, I'll be departed to Guangzhou, China.

She want to buy things for my brother upcoming wedding.

I've heard people saying that there are no doors at the public toilets.
And the walls are just as high as your waist.
Damn

.
Some people use umbrella to cover their 'parts' while they do their 'business'
T.T

I hope this will be a great adventure!!
hahaha

Azim Bass, The Son of Poseidon

2010-04-13T16:04:00.000-07:00

Hahaha
I'm influence by 'Percy Jackson and The Lightning Thief''
The movie is not bad for me but i won't watch it for a second time.
I give it 4 out if 5 stars.

Okay, back to the point why I want to update this blog.
Yesterday, I went for a fishing.
It have been years I left fishing business, hahaha
I think about 5-6 years ago is the last time I hold a fishing rod.

Maybe some of you questions,

"why on earth you come back to business again?"

It is because my sister tuition!! hahaha
She have a tuition from 4 to 7.30 pm every Monday, Tuesday and Friday.
The tuition centre from my house is about 20 kilometers.

So, I will be wasting my fuel and money if go back home after send her to the tuition centre.
And I thought

"why don't I spend my time wisely when I am there"

Thats when fishing came into my mind.

Yesterday I bought a beginner set of fishing rod that cost me RM60
It can withstand about 8 kilogram force.
Kind of cheap for me actually.

After sent my sister to Sitiawan, I went straight to Kampung Sitiawan, Sitiawan to buy baits. In Malay, the baits are called Umpun-umpun.

Then off I went to Lumut.

From 5 to 7 pm I was there, I managed to get 3 fish, hohoho.

Ikan Semilang

Ikan name-less, hahaha

Ikan Belacak.

Muslims cannot eat Ikan Belacak because this type of fish can live in water and on land.
Same goes to frog too.

And there were several times I got phobia when plastic bag caught at my fishing hook.
I was afraid that I might caught a baby, thrown away by..........
Haish.

My Health Progress

2010-03-25T20:22:00.000-07:00

I've started swimming about 1 and a half months ago.
I swims at UNITEN swimming pool.

It opens 5.00-7.00pm everyday.
Monday, Thursday and Friday - Men session
Tuesday, Wednesday and Saturday - Women session

On Tuesday, Friday and Sunday there are mix sessions (men & women)
-8.00pm - 9.30pm on Tuesday and Friday
-5.00pm - 7.00pm on Sunday

I choosed swimming as my exercise because it doesn't require lot of shirts (when you sweat, you need to change to another for the next day session) but it required your self confident (confident about your body shapes)

p/s: bikini is also why i choose swimming, hahaha

After 1 and a half months of swimming I see progress on my health
-I dont exhausted quickly when I take a staircase in a 2 storey building.
-In the morning, I wakes up fresh and energetic

But, my abs didn't change a bit, maybe my cardiovascular that improve.

It does take some patients.
Don't get boring easily, bring along some friends,
so that you can show off your skills in front of them, hahaha
just kidding.

I want to train mine!!

2010-03-18T17:46:00.000-07:00

While I was clicking around,
then came out a yahoo answer's question.

"Is it possible to train your penis to whistle?"

hahahahahahahhaa, i just can't stop laughing all day long.
Here are the print screen of the page

And someone answered

"sure and train your testicles to clap along.
You could form a trio."

and i laughed again, hahahahahah

I don't know that yahoo answer allowed their user to ask silly question.

p/s:If anyone of you did trained your penis and succeed, please tell me!! hahahahah

Azim With Chance Of Meatballs

2010-03-13T23:51:00.000-08:00

Last Wednesday
I went to IKEA for a lunch

p/s: pergh jauh giler lunch, hahahah

It wasn't my idea
its farah my lovely darling's idea
She said that it would be worth trying
So, I gave it a try.
I drove her car there and parked at Tesco.

It is my first time I tried Meatballs.
and the result was

freaking delicious...
macam farah, nyum nyum

And guess what
It is my friend's treat.
Thanks you so much sayang for the meatballs + Tandra + cupcakes + made me extra special that day =)
banyak nyer hidden message, malu...

Happy Birthday Ikhwan Hafidz aka Anak Wancu

2010-03-13T10:11:00.000-08:00

Ahh, I'm an old man now
So if i forget about something, don't blame me,
blame my age, hahaha

I annually didn't care about my birthday.
To me birthday are for mothers. We are supposed to celebrate them, not ourself.
I usually didn't celebrate my birthday too much.
If there is, I'll be fine with just a dinner.

Yesterday is my first time I celebrated it with my friends.

I've warned them not to put too much effort for my birthday,
and I'll be glad if there are NO EFFORT at all on my birthday
hahaha

I don't know why, but I love simplicity.
I know that I'm not like others who like to throw a party, but I am what I am.

I want to make a special toast to
Mak - Happy anniversary in giving birth of me
Wancu - p/s:She remember my birthday date because his son shared the same date with me.
Farah - Thanks for the Arber, Tandra, loving me &made me special extra this whole week =)

Skrepi, Abe, Ajira, Syera, Amni, Rez, Azam, Fizi & Farah
Owh, thanks to the paddock girls and the photographer too

Thank you so much Mak & late Ayah

zim's spade

Jamming session with the new looking bass

2010-03-13T09:29:00.000-08:00

Last Sunday, I went for another jamming session with my friends at
Positive Studio, Serdang.

It is the cheapest studio I've went.
RM20 per hour, damn cheap!!

There were 4 of us, so we paid RM5 per person
and everyone are very satisfied
But the only slack was that the aircond didn't functioning very well.

It almost made me to take off my shirt but there were girls with us, so I just bore with it

I'm so so so hot hot - wondergirls

hahaha

With previous session songs, we added a new song
Aizat - kau dan aku

I've requested to play
-The Strokes - Someday
-Weezer - Island In The Sun
but the lead guitarist and the rhythm don't know the songs quite well
So I just went with the flow.

Sometimes
I accidently recall my good old days
The days when I'm a noob with bass
building my skills
catching up with my friends wish to jam with me

And I accidently recalled it during the jamming session

To Ichi & Riaz,
Take your time, there is no dateline in music See you all again in 3 more months

zim's spade

Custom bass guitar decals

2010-02-14T06:03:00.001-08:00

Actually I've planned this earlier but I seem can't find the time to do this.
And today I'm free and I don't have anything better to do

So I decided to decorate my bass
The original body work on the bass guitar was quite boring and plain
I want the guitar to be a chick magnet, simple but furious

At first I decided to repaint it, but it may cost me.
I'm also bad at painting

Then I remembered that I saw a 'superwoman' sticker made by my brother
So I asked him whether he still want to use it or not
and gladly he don't want it anymore

I grabbed the sticker and started to dissemble the bass

This is my first time I open the bass pickup. I thought it just a small pickup, once I took it out from its place, it is quite huge

When I positioned the 'superwoman' on the middle of the body, I noticed that there are some space that left plain. I must put something to 'cheer' it up.
So, I decided to put a 'thunder' across the body

The trick here is,
you may want to adjust the sticker from other side but you afraid that it will ruin your sticker,

KAE-Craft said,
all the ah beng car tint shops use soap water on the sticker so they can adjust the tint, and you can apply it on stickers too

After you confirmed that that is the position that you want to let your sticker be at, just simply let it dry.

In my case, I let it dry on the body just like this

After the sticker dry, I cut the sticker to make way for the pickups, bridge, knob and neck.

The leggy 'superwoman', hahaha

This is how it looks after I assembled back all the things

The total cost are just below RM30,.
The 'superwoman' and 'thunder' are custom made thanks to KAECraft
hahaha

The chicks magnet

The Broken Bass Pick

2010-02-11T07:06:00.000-08:00

Last week, I jammed like hell
fuhh, satisfied me so much

It is my first time I bring my baby - of course my bass guitar to jam
Before this, I didn't jam as much as others do because I enjoy playing alone
but till when?....
I broke my pick and this shows how much I love to play bass, hahaha

It is my first time I bring my baby - of course my bass guitar- to jam
Before this, I didn't jam as much as others do because I enjoy playing alone
but till when?....

So, I made up my mind , I must jam with others so that I can improved my skills more and let others judge my talent, not my instinct judge me, hahaha

Surprisingly I tuned my bass as same as the studio bass guitar.
Eventhough we didn't manage to jam all the song till the end, it was quite fun because there are no pressure among us. We jam to enjoy.

Tomorrow night, Daus Paku invited me to play bass.
I'm quite nervous actually because they play different genre than I usually plays.
My skills are more to Jazz than others. It suits me well.
But I must play other genre too. If not, my skills are limited, and my jam mates are limited.
Not everyone love jazz as much as I do.
huhuhu

p/s: Ichi posted about this jam session too in his blog, click here

tong tong tong cha...

2010-02-10T06:59:00.000-08:00

Gong Xi Fat Chai
Angpau lai lai...

p/s:I colored 'Angpau' red so that it comes true, hahaha

Can't wait to spend Chinese New Year holiday at Ayer Tawar

I grow up in a chinese neighbourhood.
The malays in the neighbourhood are just around 10 peoples.
Thats why I get the 'sepet'ness of my eyes, hahaha

When I was a little boy, I love the morning of CNY because there will be some firecrackers that are not burnt,
so I picked them up.

and I heard that chinese don't sweep their house compound about 7 days after CNY due to ong'ness factor and it made my job easier.
I have more time to pick firecrackers left over

I befriend with chinese.
I've always been mistakenly identified as a chinese boy
They tend to speak Mandarin to me, hahah

"auntie, Wei Mow Liang ade rumah?"
"!@#$%^&*~!@#$%%^&*"
"saya melayu auntie"
"oh soli aa, ingat cina"

$876 USD

2010-01-26T16:56:00.000-08:00

Wow, my blog is estimated worth about $876 USD

USD876 x 3.6 = RM3153.6

fuhh, another mini 1.3i halfcut

Actually i love to google. Google gives me solution to about 80% of my problems through out my entire life.
The other 20% I ran away from it

Exercise...

2009-12-28T20:17:00.000-08:00

oh, its just so me...lah sangat, hahahha

oh, I'll think it will be to much explicit contents on this post
because I'll write more on manly things
so stop reading

stop please.....

stop!!.........

STOP!!!.......

oh well then.....enjoy!!

So, I've wrote about my diet plan in 'Lets Get Physical'
one of my friend asked me
"where are the exercises? diet alone won't be effective"

Actually I've thought about this, but I don't want to write it down
so, I guess I'll be an open minded in this matter
hahahaha

I love to swim, and I like it more than sleeping
p/s: some of you can guess what am I gonna write about, hahaha

So, this semester I've been thinking about going to the uniten's swimming pool everyday.

Swimming is the best exercise ever, all your muscle works and it is more enjoyable
I have all the swimming gears;
-google
-swim trunk
-cap

but the main reason I've to rethink is....
The guards won't allowed the users to swim with their shirts on
&
I'm quite shy to show my great abs....lah sangat to the swimmers
hahaha

That is one problem
Another one is that the swim trunk is so damn tight
and it can show all the shape and sizes...
oh yes, please, please, please... use your pervert mind to understand this matter....
hahaha

and the last one is boner...yup, boner....
I won't describe more on this because we have our friend mr GOOGLES.
Just type in 'boner' and search for it
p/s: change the Safe Search off
hahaha

so, too much problems in the exercise part
adoiya

so i think I'll better stay on the diet alone
T.T

or
how about dumbell??
hmmm....
adiyaat!!!
hahahah

p/s:is google is the spectacles that allow you to see in water??, hahaha

Bitches...

2009-12-28T16:08:00.000-08:00

actually I want to type beaches and i can't be undo
hahahaha
so, here I go, typing without backspace..

there are reasons for what i've done...

hmm, just now I turned down my friend invitation to go for a blind date at Port Dickson beach this coming new year eve.
He will bring along some girl friends and bla..bla..bla..

At first, It was a damn good idea because I didn't plan anything for this new year eve.
I wanted to build a sandcastle, a big one
Plus I'm a mr lonely, hahah

But as I thought about it again, I better play safe.
So I declined his invitation, and he kinda upset
but I know he will understand me better
hahaha

I'm kinda unpredictable these days
I'm born with a pervert mind
hahaha

The thing that I afraid most is that I might do something bad to her
you know as in ........
and I don't want to be an instant father!!
hahahaahhaa

seriously, I can go from zero to rapist
just me and her alone, what will you expect?
hmmm, better play safe

I've done so many bad things these days and maybe this step will be a step of me to the good path...

So, for the replacement event I'll be going to Pantai Beringin...someday..
sit on a rotten log...
hear the sound of oceans...

p/s: must bring along my purple scarf.....
enjoy.......

Lets get physical..

2009-12-27T07:02:00.000-08:00

p/s:the title is supposed to be rad with a music tone

Since the day I watched newmoon,
I've always dreaming about Jacob's body.
p/s: not from a gay view, but more from 'jealous' view.

So, I wonder, how did he managed to get the '8 packs'?
p/s:not '8 storeys' hahaha

After done some research on 'how to get fab abs', i come to a conclusion

"to be Jacob, u must live a lifestyle like Jacob's"

so, my PA...lah sangat said something about diet this evening.
She said, a good diet is

Breakfast
-2 slices of bread
-plain water

Lunch
-a small portion of rice or
-soupy food
-plain water

Dinner
-soupy food or
-2 slices of bread
-plain water

I think that are what she said to me

I hope i can change my body shape from the shape of a letter 'b' to a letter 'i'
Adoi